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Kevin Smith

A rotund, insufferably smug oxygen thief inexplicably granted an endless supply of cash to write / produce / direct / 'act' in an agonising series of self-gratifying filmic shit.

'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.

It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.

Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.
I never thought my screenplay 'Lindsay Dawn And Deng Xiaoping In The Quest For The Cunt Of Mohammed' would sell until I saw Kevin Smith's 'Clerks 2'.
by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007
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Spectacular Smith

The sexiest guy in the group Pretty Ricky. He has the sexiest voice ever.
Look at Spectacular Smith, he is so sexy!!!
by Shawna Tracy July 12, 2007
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Emmitt Smith

The Greatest Running Back of All Time. Played for the Dallas Cowboys for 13 Seasons, then went to the Cards for 2 seasons.
Emmitt is a PIMP. Thats why he's the all time leader of rushing yards.
by C-Bo March 20, 2005
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gerald smith

gerald smith is, hot
and he is a gangsta
and he is real nice
and real cool
he um, is a giraffe, a cool one

and he ordered a talking shirt
and likes ramen noodles
and faith hill
and pop tarts
gerald smith is cool cool cool school fool mool shool drool wool tool pool bool
by gangsta bee May 4, 2005
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alex-smith

The art of finding the remains of a period in public toilets. This leads to the failure to urinate in the same toilet and sometimes vomiting.
If you decide to go to the toilet in college after a female classmate and she has left the remains of a period in the toilet. You then return to your class looking sheepish and frightened. The symptons of this are clear and include:
pale face
fixed pupils
nervous twitch where they have failed to urinate
This is known as an alex-smith.
by unknown man December 15, 2008
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cam smith

He was so thirsty he had to pull a cam smith
by Large Rich April 14, 2014
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The Smith 45

To engage in intercourse with a midget in the doggie style position, while bonging an alchoholic beverage.
While engaging in The Smith 45 I puked on the midget.
by Lawrence Smith December 15, 2008
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