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Slop Slurper

A person who mindlessly consumes low-quality or brain-numbing content online, often found indulging in engagement bait, pointless drama, and AI-generated posts on Reddit without questioning their authenticity. Slop slurpers actively enjoy participating in fake internet stories and shallow debates, often oblivious to the irony of the content they're engaging with. Think of them as digital cattle, eagerly lapping up every spoonful of slop the internet throws their way.
"Bro, you seriously spent your Saturday night getting worked up over engagement bait on Twitter? You’ve gone full slop slurper, my dude."
by BigLSharp September 4, 2024
mugGet the Slop Slurpermug.

Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.
Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”
by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023
mugGet the Don’t go slopping off your ding dongmug.

Slopping

I bet you Hans is going to be slopping that pussy later.
by Slimpickings October 27, 2021
mugGet the Sloppingmug.

Slops Chair

The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.
"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"

"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025
mugGet the Slops Chairmug.

Slop Donut

I'll short ya a Marlboro black if you let me glaze that slop donut
by DonutOpponent November 24, 2023
mugGet the Slop Donutmug.

Corpo slop

Derogatory term for business jargon, often found in the form of uninspired corporate communications that prioritize business buzzwords over any meaningful substance.
Similar to AI Slop, but unfortunately commonly generated by humans instead of algorithms.
1. "Synergy-driven paradigm shifts are key to unlocking our organization's full potential and driving sustainable growth"
2. The company's latest mission statement was a perfect example of corpo slop
by hausken March 24, 2025
mugGet the Corpo slopmug.

slop

n. Something that has the worst quality imaginable.
That computer is slop, bro.
by letsgong February 3, 2025
mugGet the slopmug.

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