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slonker

Gym rats who drink eggs instead of cooking them and post about it on Twitter/instagram for likes.
Bro Rocky was the OG slonker.

Slonker? Yeah-he drinks his eggs. Gains bruh.
by Bag n save January 11, 2021
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Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.
Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.
by thatonebro March 28, 2011
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Slinger

The formal name for a penis belonging to a shemale.
John: Dude that girl was so hot!
Bob:Yeah man, did you see her bulge? I bet she has a nice slinger too.

Bob: I can't believe that chick turned me down
John: It's cool dude, I bet she didn't even have a slinger.
by BlackAttack27 April 15, 2014
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Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
by El Barto June 13, 2004
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Mud-slinger

This can be defined in two ways:
1. Little kids playing in a giant mud puddle throwing mud at each other, therefore being known as "mud-slinging."
2. Just another politician trying to make a point and get somewhere in the presidential campaign. These pointless acts of slandering the other candidates are also known in the Congressional area as well, like during the elections of State Representatives and Senators.
1. There's the neighbor's kids in my yard throwing mud at each other.

2. Those stupid politicians are so lame with their mud-slinging.
by Me August 13, 2004
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Dirty sponge

A term used on online video games to describe someone who lags and as a result, takes less damage from bullets and does not die easily.
Faith:"Damn! That merkent is a dirty sponge. He just won't die!"
Nyu:"fo real cuz"
by STARTING TO OWN December 15, 2009
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