fake slime

Slang for fake friend apposed to a real slime which means real friend

WTF DUDE UR DATING MY EX YOUR SUCH A FAKE SLIME

by 🌽🌽 April 2, 2023

SLIME

someone who you really fuck wit. They someone who been around and been there for you.

person 1: sup homie
person 2. wsg my slimee

by plaqueboiimaxx November 21, 2022

Slime Ball

A slime ball is a ball of slime often used for satisfaction on the hands and some other places ;). Mainly gay men use this to give sexual pleasure to their partners dicks. Women don't like to use this on their pussies because it may cause infection in that area and would be very bad.

Gimme that slime ball daddy, let's have some fun.

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022

Slime surfed

Slime surfed is what you get if you put your food in a communal fridge (normally the workplace fridge) for any period of time.

"im just going put my food in the fridge", "I wouldnt as it will get slime surfed in there"

by Phulla July 20, 2012

slime pug

short

oh hes such a slime pug! (so short)

by BENDIGEIDFRAN79 January 14, 2023

Slime lizard

A woman who only consumes your jizz

That hoe be my slime lizard twofoem

by Penisiisi September 3, 2021

Slime

1. ur homie, pal, bro, etc.
2. Sticky goo that lame twelvies love
3. THE. WORST. DAMN. MINECRAFT MOB. EV-FUCKING-ER!!!!!
they can multiply when they die. in case ur a noob they come in 3 sizes. Large slime will split into medium slimes upon death, and each medium slime can split into 3 small slimes. Small slimes just drop slimeballs. The capability of slimes to multiply can make them hard to deal with when there are many large and medium slimes. For the Nether version of slime see magma cube.

1. Person 1: Wassup slime!
Person 2: Wassup homie!
2. Lame-ass twelvie: Ooh I love Poopsie Slime even though it‘s babyish and does not work! UwU~
3. Some Minecrafter: Damn! These slimes are swarming me! I have half a heart of health! Better munch a golden apple or I’m screwed! Wait...I don‘t have any...*Astronomia(Coffin Dance Song) starts playing*

by MinecraftRulesDotCom June 14, 2020