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at first not that bad, i had a few skater friends who were pretty cool. about 1/4 of the skaters are still loyal to just liking the sport for what it is and how good thtey were, and not being like everyone else. Its just when you get the stupid asshole tight pants boys who think they're all that just because they have a $60 C1RCA jacket, and an $80 pair of KR3W pants. I actually didn't mind these guys until they all started being stuck up and thinking they were better than everyone else. all the skater friends I have are completely normal, regular jeans, cheap t-shirts, and maybe a good pair of skating shoes. but that is it. I found out that they were actually better at boarding then the stupid elite guys who thought they were good, calling everybody "posers" and shit. I think that people who skateboard are cool guys, its just the stupid wannabe assholes that give every skater a bad reputation for being a stupid bitch and a bad guy. I DONT MIND PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD AT SKATEBOARDING. JUST THE STUPID DUMB SHITS WHO THINK THAT IF YOU WEAR VANS, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST POSER EVER. GET A FUCKING LIFE. ITS JUST SHOES, NOT THE FUCKING APPOCALYPSE.
tight pants skater boy: DOOD were did u get those vans there fuckin sweet.
non-bitch kid wearing cool vans just because he likes them:the vans store at the mall, where else.
tight pants skater boy: i was just fucking with you. those are so gay and retarded. if you dont even skate, you shouldnt even have the right to go inside that store, FUCKING POSER. besides, vans suck, C1RCA is the shit. (all his faggot friends laugh with him)
non-bitch kids friend whos good at skating but doesnt show it: (goes up to tight pants boy and beats the fucking shit out of him, all the others fleeing, and coming back to school never wearing tight pants again. then the non bitch kid gets lots of compliments on his shoes by everybody.)
by FUCK ALL FAG SKATERS January 14, 2008
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Preppy Skater

Skateboarder that wears polo's and Vans. They might also wear Ralph Lauren or NM - shorts worn a little below the knee while pants are never baggy. Most hate being labeled, and hate fakes.
Donnie punched leroy in the nose after he sarcastically called him a "Preppy Skater."
by UpperGreens January 2, 2009
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skate

n. Short, snappy, hip form of the noun skater.

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I am the skate from Hell. I rule the ramps.

Right. Whatever dude.
by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013
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SkateGoat

Goat was a goat
Goat was a goat
Can I make it any more obvious
Goat was a goat
Goat did ballet
What more can I say
Goat wanted goat
Goat'd never tell

Secretly goat wanted goat as well
But all of goat friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Goat had a pretty face
But goat head was up in space
Goat needed to come back down to earth
Five years from now
Goat sits at home
Feeding the baby goat's all alone
Goat turns on TV
Guess who goat sees
Skater goat rockin' up MTV
Goat calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see goat’s show
Goat tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the goat that she turned down
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat's worth?
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now Goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat’s worth?
Sorry goat but you missed out
Well tough luck that goat's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that goat could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
Goat's just a goat
SkateGoat was a goat
Goat was a goat
Can I make it any more obvious
Goat was a goat
Goat did ballet
What more can I say
Goat wanted goat
Goat'd never tell

Secretly goat wanted goat as well
But all of goat friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Goat had a pretty face
But goat head was up in space
Goat needed to come back down to earth
Five years from now
Goat sits at home
Feeding the baby goat's all alone
Goat turns on TV
Guess who goat sees
Skater goat rockin' up MTV
Goat calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see goat’s show
Goat tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the goat that she turned down
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat's worth?
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now Goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat’s worth?
Sorry goat but you missed out
Well tough luck that goat's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that goat could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
Goat's just a goat
by NotSkateGoat September 11, 2018
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Pregnant Roller Skate

A 1970s CB slang for Volkswagen (VW) Beetle
Back in my trucker days in the 70s, we used to call Volkswagen Beetle cars, Pregnant Roller Skates.
by ghostqueen September 24, 2013
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skateboarder

someone who has found an alternative to pussy prep sports. Bikers are cool too. Dont be hatin.
Dude, that was gnarly.
by Ing Q Silo September 8, 2003
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skater punk

Mainly used as a term for people with little imagination to berate skateboarders. Used in the same sense as Skate Fag
Skate or Die and so on...

Can be heard yelled from passing cars when trying to skateboard in small towns across the U.S. by Rednecks.

In most circumstance a term used by someone who has never actually stepped on a skateboard to define an entire culture as punks that skate.

May be a way for those whom would have wanted to skateboard at one time to associate with those whom did. Sometimes used by actual punk bands with a dwindling audience to boost records sales ala No Need for a name or avril lavigne in a lesser sense skater boi or whatever that garbage is.
Hey Skater Punk! Do a trick man! Do a kickflip dude!
by Hypenotist October 19, 2005
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