ozzy shuffle

when someone is so fucking drunk or high they walk in a retarded shuffle just like ozzy osbourne.

jim got so loaded he was doing the ozzy shuffle all the way home

by weej December 17, 2004

Penguin Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.

Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!

by servoisgod January 13, 2009

the pdx shuffle

The short stride foot shuffle that you see commonly see bums performing around Portland Oregon , not To be confused with the Parkinson's Shuffle. To identify the PDX Shuffle first; look for the rubbing of the index fingers and thumbs together like they are asking for a penny, secondly; Often times shuffle and finger rub is accompanied by the smell of week old urine, fecal matter, and faint vocalizations of what sounds like the chanting of buddist monks.

The only thing I heard last night was the sound of the PDX shuffle

by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

240 shuffle

Also known to tankers as the "co-ax shuffle", whereby an enemy is either running for fear of his life, or sent tumbling backwards by the hail of lead hitting him. Refers to the M240 machine gun.

Did you see that guy with the RPG? The gunner made him do the 240 shuffle!

by First Bullet October 10, 2008

kansas shuffle

It's completly dark and a girl thinks that you are behind he about to give it to her, instead your really in front of her and you slap her in the face with your penis.

It was so dark in the room that I did the kansas shuffle on her.

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

canadian shuffle

When you hold a door for someone then they immediately hold a door for you.

Tom: let me get that for you

Bob: thanks !! Igot you this time

Tom: we totally just did a canadian shuffle

by Hskr August 23, 2016

rimsy shuffle

To partake in activities of the bottom

Christ on a bike my arse hurts, I did the rimsy shuffle last night!

by CalMacGregor August 7, 2012