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Get the Shady mug.this guy has a psn named nike shady, he is always trying to grind for dark matter in cod, or he is trying to buy as many vapes as he can, or he is asking people for juice. he is trash at 2048 but will carry you in zombies. he does not study but still gets good grades. he goes through 10 girls in one week and he wears glasses
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Get the Shady mug.doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
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Shadie is the best!!!
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