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Ellie Sattler

The Sexiest character in all of the Jurassic Park franchise (1993-Current). Ellie Sattler is hot, intelligent, witty, is a paleobotanist, and she believes in women ruling the world!
Alan: Hey, Veronica! have you watched the original Jurassic Park? I love the Character Ellie Sattler

Veronica: Yea, isn't that the one with The plant paleontologist, the mathematician, and the other paleontologist going to a dangerous dinosaur theme park?

Alan: Yea, but Ellie Sattler is in the movie an shes smokin' hot!
by Monika69 March 30, 2022
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Steven The Settler

Steven noun \ˈpər-fikt\

1
a : being entirely without fault or defect : flawless
b : satisfying all requirements : accurate
c : corresponding to an ideal standard or abstract concept

2
a : sexually mature and fully differentiated ;D
-Steven the settler, he is perfect, hence the settling.

-Was that Steven that just walked by? Yeah he is definitely settling.
by The Reacher January 28, 2012
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Settle the Kettle

To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.
Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"

Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"

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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"

Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."
by Peggy Sterkaloats November 12, 2009
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shattle

the pronunciation of "Seattle" by anyone of Asian descent, especialy Filipino
"I just got back from shattle"
"What the hell are you talking about? You shat your pants?"
"No, shattle. In Washington."
"Oh, Seattle. Why don't you learn how to speak you dumb bastard"
by timyahtim March 28, 2009
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skattles

a fictional knock-off version of skittles candy that includes nuts and bolts, broken glass and, if your lucky, some dirt.
guy1: o man, lets get some skittles and taste the rainbow!

guy2: i only have 16 cents, lets get some skattles!
by Adam Sandler June 8, 2007
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Bank for International Settlements

(ECONOMICS) Bank for central banks. It takes deposits from central banks and provides financial services, including underwriting bills of exchange. It is based in Basle, Switzerland and was founded in May 1930, for the purpose of facilitating reparations payments by Germany to the Allies.

The BIS also provides a forum for international coordination of monetary policy, conducts financial research, and acts as an agent or trustee for international financial settlements. About 140 central banks and international financial institutions have deposits with the BIS. As of June 2010, currency deposits totaled approximately $303 billion dollars, or about four percent of world foreign exchange reserves.
The Bank for International Settlements (BIS) was created by the Dawes/Young Plan for coordinating the transfer of billions of Reichsmarks in reparations from Germany to the Allied powers after WW1. Almost at one, the BIS switched to managing international transactions of gold or hard currency. It also facilitated financial transactions between the Nazi regime and neutral countries during the War.

The BIS provides a very wide variety of specialized services, including underwriting and arbitration in fiduciary disputes.
by Primus Intra Pares July 19, 2010
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Seattleite

(improved on)
1. Any person living in, or within 50 miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
3. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
4. "Too good for an umbrella"
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
Look at all the coffee she drinks, she must be a seattleite.
by Jude H October 31, 2007
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