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Schrodinger's pussy

This is a well known effect is on-line dating. You see a picture of a hot piece but you are not sure if it is a real girl or a trap. If it is a real girl you are attracted, if it is a trap you are repelled. The only way to know which is to look in 'her' pants, BUT until you look she is BOTH a girl and a trap AT THE SAME TIME.
Bohr: Niiiice girl!
de Broglie: It's a trap!
Heisenberg: Are you sure?
Planck: Schrodinger's pussy dudes.
by ChelCore May 30, 2018
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Schrödinger's Gay

A Gay/Lesbian person who is attracted to a person, but when they find out the person they like is straight, they act like they were never interested.
G/L: There was nothing special about them anyway.
Person 2: You were literally obsessed with them over the past 4 months. You are such a Schrödinger's gay.
by Lolelolelole (Shakira) June 26, 2021
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after-schooling

Yo, I was after-schooling yesturday.
by Mancon November 18, 2007
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Old Schooling

The process of crushing a 30 pack between the driver and passenger on a long roadtrip. The cans must be thrown out the window at cars and other vehicles on the trip.
Max and Dennis are taking a roadtrip out west. What better way to do it? They are old schooling it with a 30 rack of natty light.
by broschool king December 23, 2010
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Schrödinger's Gender

The state of being where one is homosexual but also nonbinary, creating a state of both being and not being a (fe)male who likes (fe)males.
"Hey Dmitri, I think that I'm living Schrödinger's gender."-Anya
"Oh I see, so your pronouns are they/them, but you still identify as a lesbian."-Dmitri
"Yes, that's it exactly. I am still discovering how I like to identify."-Anya
by Ariana Grande's Boots February 2, 2021
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Schroedinger's Cat

famous experiment in quantum physics that helps explain the spiritual truth of the world as living relationship.
This proves that we are all in relaitonshp to one another. The observer, merely by abserving something, INFLUENCES what is observed. The cat is equally alive and dead until someone opens the box and looks inside.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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Schroedling

The act of taking a phone call when other people are waiting for you.
Are you pulling a Schroedling on us?
by mrglenna April 26, 2019
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