Sausage Warrior

someone who uses someone else's pork sword, generally a homosexual

Adam is a sausage warrior!

stop touching me you sausage warrior

Joel grabbed my pork sword, he is such a sausage warrior

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

Sausage muffin

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.

When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

Sausage Purse

A vulgar nickname for a woman's vagina.

Dude, that hot chick must have a bangin' sausage purse!

by The KC April 3, 2009

Sausage Wallet

A girls Vagina For example a TWAT, or a Tampoon Socket

n. Yeah I made her scream when i played with her sausage wallet when I was over at her house.

by Josh Grauer May 15, 2006

Sausage Fest

Phrase used to describe a predominatly male party. Usually used by guys who want to give the illusion that they're bigger players than everyone else there.

Damn man, this is a fucking sausage fest. Lets get out of here.

by wongcha June 10, 2009

sausage taco

when a man sticks his penis in a womans vagina it makes a sausage taco

Jims mom and I make the best sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

Sausage Fest

Sausage Fest (or a festival of sausage) - when there is a bigger ratio of men to women at any given time. By LA2k7

Holy smokes batman, it's a Sausage Fest in here. . .

by LA2k7 aka Mr Rico Suavez February 10, 2007