Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

Rare Rooster That is Big and Black

pretty self-explanatory, but for more information, look up "big black cock"

"hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024

Toasted Rooster

Comedy label and production company that started off as a YouTube channel founded by comedian Ewan Gotfryd.

Hey man search Toasted Rooster on YouTube, it's funny stuff.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

rooster send

When you go harder than a full send.

Rooster send is reserved for special nights.

"Yo, let's rooster send it tonight'

by xxxlsend February 3, 2019

Convertible Rooster

The act of giving or receiving felatio in a convertible vehicle doing a speed of 75mph or more on an open highway.

" My girl had mentioned she wanted to try Convertible Rooster this time to spice things up . "

by DjTresway February 24, 2021

Rooster Pylon

When in the company of fellow Christians this is a polite way of saying “cock block.”

I agree, Jake is really being a rooster pylon every time you try to have a conversation with your future wife.

by Cire Tdnew October 19, 2023

Rooster fish

Cock sucker

"HE'S SUCH A ROOSTER FISH , I CAN TELL"

by Ol' timer September 20, 2022