The act of pressing a semi hard penis against another person while wearing jeans. Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans that frequently showed his semi erect penis bulging down the left leg.
EX: While bending down picking something up my friend Robert Planted my bald head with his large semi erect penis.
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
Get the Robert Plantedmug. a name that automatically means awesome, atractive, intelligent, and ridiculously talented. people with this name are often envied and loved.
by the MAN 420 May 26, 2014
Get the robert harrisonmug. A fashion photographer from America's Next Top Model who creates instagram celebrities. Responsible for the rise of
Rachel Cook.
Rachel Cook.
by JohnathanFrank February 22, 2019
Get the Robert Voltairemug. Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts
by bennycnz April 3, 2010
Get the bob-robertmug. He is the sexiest golfer to ever roam the earth. The man has hyperextended his knee on many occasions but this never disturbed his prokaryotic flow. He always says GG after a fun game of ranked with the bois.
by Shivdank April 12, 2021
Get the Lucas Robertsmug. by robbyjbabyy March 12, 2010
Get the robert loerwaldmug. Robert Helpmann is a YouTube channel with a few very disturbing videos. Those videos feature a bag that's said to contain a corpse named "Daisy". In every video, the person behind the channel does everyday activities with Daisy. The last video on this channel is from six years ago and shows Daisy leaving/being kicked out.
Many people like to think Daisy is a mannequin, while others belive this is a true crime.
Many people like to think Daisy is a mannequin, while others belive this is a true crime.
by You don't have to look this up May 8, 2022
Get the Robert Helpmannmug.