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Robert is the type of person who is sad and angry and blame the world for it but on the other hand he is a happy and a misunderstood person who Make people happy even though he’s going through his own problems heart problems he’s independent doesn’t need anyone’s help I can sometimes be a little while evil but even though he’s has all his problems you put that aside doesn’t care what anyone says it’s always a great friend and your husband or boyfriend
Damn I love robert so much
Robert by Darklord7898 April 18, 2022
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The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'
robert by Jailatte May 4, 2022
Robert is passionate friend who can help you in your hard time, but he wi be the friend who makes fun of you when you are heart broken.
Me: Hey Robert my boyfriend just broke up with me

Robert: Write a whole 7 paragraph texts just to comforts you.
ROBERT X AIDEEN (he also never responds to texts according to aideen)
me: oml aideen and robert are such a cute couple. #Raideen!!!
Robert by NOTyourmother69 May 9, 2022
Roberts are pedo's they will fall in love with any little boy they typically like younger ages and are underaverage in height, and are usually very dumb. Roberts love to stalk people like a creep
U r such a robert
Robert by Creamy_words May 11, 2022
Ultimate Chad.Are mușchi între 20 și 74 de centimetri.Bun la fotbal.Mai jmecher decât Costin.Nu asculta de nimic și de nimeni pentru ca e prea jmecher și are alte treburi.N are ce sa facă cu viata.
Mama ba zici ca ești Robert cu mușchii aia.
Robert by CostinESlab May 30, 2022
Ultimate Chad.Are mușchi între 20 și 74 de centimetri.E jmecher rău.Mai jmecher decât Costin cu mult.E atât de jmecher încât nu asculta de nimeni și nimic.N are ce sa facă cu viata.
Mama ce mușchi ai zici ca ești Robert.
Robert by CostinESlab May 30, 2022