riding the bench

sitting on the sidelines, not in the game.

I was riding the bench in yesterday's game. I didn't get to play at all.

by Jimmigan November 10, 2013

Riding the Yeti

To have intimate relations with a woman with an unshaven or unkempt genitalia.

I hooked up with this hottie at the club last night, but instead of a landing strip, I ended up riding the yeti.

by MichaelVario February 21, 2013

ride the comet

A euphemisim for suicide. While phrases such as "six feet under" and "pushing up daisies" apply to other forms of death, this is specifically for suicide. It was inspired by the Heaven's Gate cult, who committed suicide in the belief that their souls would ride a "spaceship" hidden near the Hale-Bopp comet when it passed by Earth in 1997.

Did you hear what happened to Joe?

Yeah. After he lost his job and his wife left him, he couldn't take it anymore. He decided to ride the comet.

by nitrogyro1 September 19, 2009

riding the couch

to lie motionless on the couch for hours, with no intention of moving.

"dude, you wanna go to the club?"
"no, i am tired and will be riding the couch tonite'

by Terri s May 14, 2007

riding the rooster

The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.

“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”

by Shiggles July 16, 2014

Riding the bull

Riding the bull is when you're having sex with a really hot chick, tell her that you have AIDS. then see how long you can stay on untill she kicks you off.

i was riding the bull last night, i stayed on 8 seconds

by Kyle Samuelson June 18, 2006

Pony Ride

Having sexual intercourse while the male is behind the female. similar to Doggy Style, but grabs a hold of the females hair like the reigns of a pony/horse, possibly making horse noises

Jack was wild, so he went and had a Pony Ride with Sally.

by Jack's outta the Box December 22, 2009