When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
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"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"
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I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle
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When Robert found out that his Aunt Amy was Amer-rican, he immediately asked her if she could make Arroz con Pollo.
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