Scrapyard refugee

Car is still on the road, but in such a poor condition, that it should be scrapped.

-Oh Jake, how much did you pay for this scrapyard refugee?
- It was only 80 quid and still has 4 months MOT on it!

Buyer: - I like your car, it really is in perfect condition and amazing service history, but it's got very high mileage.
Would you consider selling price -30%, quick sale, huh?
Seller: - No thanks, but good luck with the clocked scrapyard refugees at this price range.

by Bath Tub the sheep December 15, 2016

mexican refund

To return food back to the establishment via your asshole.

That restaurant overcharged me for my food. Time to cover their bathroom floor with the old mexican refund.

by Creation station April 23, 2019

Midair refuel

when you drink water whilst taking a piss.

sometimes, at 4 am, I do a midair refuel to save time.

by d0gl0g August 10, 2019

Copy Refund

When you rob an ATM with your friends and counterfeit the money afterwards.

"Dude, me, Clark, and Mark just did a nice Copy Refund last sunday."
"Sweet! Count me in next time, or I'll pull a Devil's Pouch Maneuver on you!"

by sasasasasasasa123 February 29, 2020

Moylan Refuge

A physical structure in the middle of a live carriageway that does not conform to modern design standards relating to non motorised users in the provision of a safe way to cross

Wow look at that Moylan Refuge, I wouldnt cross the road there

by Bratworse October 8, 2020

covid refugee

A covid refugee is one that resorts to partaking in gig work after losing their employment due to covid.

Uber used to be really busy for us, but now it's so slow because of all the covid refugees online.

by Fly McGigs December 24, 2020

Tambourine Refurbisher

The most boring profession possibly imaginable.

My father wants me to get into the family business. But I don't think I can handle the endless droning hours of being a Tambourine Refurbisher.

by Dungeonsiege May 28, 2021