originated in dartmouth, ma, puertorican wasted is simply a term for getting hammerfaced and having a blast while wearing a miraculous bra. no puertoricans necessary. a similar term "mexican wasted" - altered form for cinco de mayo.
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Very similar to a "donkey punch" except when you are about to ejaculate you pull out of the womans anus and punch her in the kidney. This causes her to defaecate all over the bed.
Oh man i gave Jane the Puerto Rican secret last night and then we both had to sleep on the couch because the bed was all covered in shit.
by Anchorage November 9, 2007
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They are extremely toxic and horrible people never go near one they are very traumatic. Worst creation ever.
They are extremely toxic and horrible people never go near one they are very traumatic. Worst creation ever.
by loca101_xoxo April 2, 2022
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Sorry, there is a Power Surge in Puerto Rico, I got kicked off Sametime because of a power surge. Really, bad thunderstorm here in sunny Puerto Rico, Google it.
This is what you may say when you are going to the beach instead of working.
This is what you may say when you are going to the beach instead of working.
by lmdough July 28, 2011
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by scott May 11, 2004
Get the puerto rican hamper mug.When someone does a handstand over a weiner dog, the the other person fills an empty vodka bottle with mexican white sand, then lets it turn to glass like the bottle, then the bottle is smashed and stuck in the rear end of the person doing the handstand. The person with the bottle in their ass then proceedes to do superman push ups Until the dog gets irritated and runs away, causing an orgasm.
by Perry Pancake July 15, 2011
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