whatever bakes your potato

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly

My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!

by The Panda Princess December 18, 2012

potato sack

Potato sacking is much like tea bagging except that it involves a much larger set of testicles.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag ladies, he potato sacks them!!

by BAD COBRA April 26, 2006

Shitting potatoes

Extremely heavy rain.

"Man, it's shitting potatoes outside!"

by Mashuren May 21, 2005

POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

by Semen Demon September 30, 2003

Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.

"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."

by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

Potatattack

When you eat a bit too much potato all at once, then your chest really hurts, feeling a bit like a heart attack

Dave shovelled the chips into his mouth, all of a sudden he started flailing his arms about and yapping

Dave's friend: dudee you okay?
Dave: Its good just had a Potatattack

by G33sus April 12, 2010

potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.

I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.

by phillydrifter September 2, 2010