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Post-Surf

1. N. - A type of music, typically of the independent nature, that involves twangy, surfy, ambient, glistening guitar melodies with heavy reverb applied and non-traditional drum beats; Usually calming, relaxing, and upbeat melodies are involved as well as simplicity. A relaxed vocal entourage is usually key as well as many vocal harmonies. Although relaxing, post-surf musicians usually have many up-tempo songs in their arsenal, that are meant for dancing and swaying to. Post-Surf is notable for its "raw" recorded sound.

2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
1. Wow, Real Estate, Surfer Blood, and The Beach Fossils really capture that Post-surf sound!

2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
by Dr. Haveab G. November 8, 2011
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smoldering post

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.
I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...
by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016
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wet posting

a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting
damn that bitch has been wet posting ever since y’all started talking. she wants you.
by ashesinurasses July 2, 2019
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nuke the post

The act of completely deleting a post from the internet and all traces that link to it, often for the purpose of hiding personal information, avoiding discourse, or silencing a comment section that has gone too far to ever be corrected naturally.

The act of "nuking" something can be used in dozens of different contexts alike, most notably as a metaphor for destroying any trace of something left behind so as to get rid of anything that particular person doesn't wish to spread out further. In the case of online posts, this can be used as a last resort option to fix the mistakes of which cannot be reversed, only destroyed.

It's important to note that nuking a post only works when all traces of said post are lost forever. This does not mean making the post private, only accessible to friends, or publicized elsewhere on the internet. When you nuke the post, it's gone for good, and it's a saving grace only some can achieve the right way.
Person 1: What do I do about this post? Ever since I made a comment about politics, it's been bombarded with hate!
Person 2: Nuke the post, man. It's got nothing left to save it now.
by aawuhua123 November 9, 2018
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Post Creeper

When a person spends alot of time reading other peoples posts on social media sites. A "Post Creeper" is typically a way for a person to know things about someone/other people they have never even met!
DrummerG: Hey man, dont leave posts about the weekends events on my Facebook page, my x girlfriend is a "post creeper"
by drummerg2 November 4, 2009
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inside post

any entry put onto a forum/social network which is only understood by certain members/friends. it is only understood by these certain members due to a past experience or memory or the person posting and the included members and friends. it might be a direct hit on a certain person-member/friend or not-or a running inside joke between those involved.
basis for the post/entry may be for humor or as communication between select members/friends.
may also be used to put down a certain member. the post would be understood between the person posting and the targeted member only.
the post/entry may or may not have an alternative meaning or reference.
may also be used as code for communication or something illegal or otherwise not to be seen by all.
seriously?!

to all members seems to be a reference to a general statment related to the posters life or situation. but to those included on the inside post it is understood as a cut on a certain person and subsequent joke between them.

lemme ask you a question...
(same as seriously)
by ifyadontknownowyaknow January 23, 2011
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post ss

-I got a new desktop!!!
-post ss
by EL QBAN July 11, 2009
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