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pony dildo

A dildo with a mane on it, that looks similar to a horse's.
dildo my little pony mane
Ex. The fur on the My Little Pony pony dildo felt weird in my ass, but I secretly liked it.
by Carrots April 7, 2016
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cleveland pony

The act of shitting on your partners dick. Then running as fast as you can in the others asshole like an energetic little pony.
Damn that cleveland pony was great last night.
by Cleveland ponyoriginal May 31, 2016
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sweater pony

Undergarment worn by women to help hold up massive breasts. Typically a large bra.
Jillian went into her room to pick out a silky sweater pony for the evening.
by musicalwhimsy May 20, 2013
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Pony up

In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.
by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018
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bob pony

A Tech Youtuber who typically has a MLP PFP and does things such as upgrading from all of the beta's of an operating system, and typically does them on real hardware.
Person 1: I just watched Bob Pony's new video
Person 2: wow what did he make this time
Person 1: A video about the M1 Mac
Person 2: Awesome
by MukeshSn1per999 June 5, 2021
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Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
by CookieHugs August 26, 2021
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Pony boy

Calling someone a pony boy means they are a stupid little nobody
Here is an example

Cool girl probably named Alex says: “wow look at that girl maggie she is such a stupid little pony boy!”
by Awesomealex101 February 19, 2020
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