Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.

D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."

by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023

Pommel Polisher

Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.

She is no good at showjumping, she is just a pommel polisher

by Blunt Nick December 15, 2010

polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.

I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.

by DoubleAgentMlk December 10, 2017

Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 27, 2016

polish patrick

An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.

Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.

Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.

by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017

Polish Tuxedo

A matching tracksuit; top and bottom, usually worn by gopniks; Eastern European hooligans from lower social classes. The polish tuxedo for the gopnik is equivalent to what a normal person would wear for formal occasions such as a wedding. The polish tuxedo is usually sourced from the clothing manufacturer Adidas.

Sasha: hey misha, I see you're wearing your polish tuxedo, what's the occasion?

by BigHaaan July 16, 2018

polish stallion

humble alpha male that knows a lot but does not say a lot. Likes to keep things to him self and has made it into a high position in life in various different ways

J: omg look at him

T: who is that?
J: everyone calls hun the polish stallion

by redsmit September 4, 2022