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Polish Couch

It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.
Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace
by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018
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polish burrito

This occurs when a woman's vulva is the recipient of a creampie while suffering from a yeast infection during menstruation.
"What's that smell?"

"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."
by Dr. Clits October 19, 2023
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polish gymsock

When a large German man ejaculates into a gym sock and fills the rest with ashes from either wood, paper, or Polish cadavers
Yo samantha get over here and imma bash your cunt with a polish gymsock
by Piddlecak September 18, 2017
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The Polish passport

It’s when you’re fucking two girls on a 38.5 degree incline and then you cum into a vase and use it as lube for the next time.
Hey bro my date was ducking amazing last night. We ended up back at her place, met up with her Roomate and did the Polish passport.
by Natael July 29, 2022
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Floor Polish

A substance that is extracted from poppies and turned into what is called heroin.

Floor polish or heroin is used mainly by homeless people or prostitutes.

Heroin / smack.
I did alot of floor polish back in the day.

Hey man do you know where I can find some floor polish?

I'm going to inject some floor polish!
by LasHeyGus August 17, 2019
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Polish The Rim

Do you guys have a bathroom? I need to Polish The Rim!
by Starla S Lansky October 31, 2019
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Dick Polish

After you’re finished waxing the pussy, she sucks off the residue leaving a little shine on your dick.
If a girl offers to give you a dick polish you should kindly accept because it saves you time having to clean yourself.
by CashDied September 5, 2022
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