Playing the Porcelain Trumpet

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

by joshuah! September 28, 2006

platinumize

decorate your body with platinum - Slick Rick style.

"Don't make me get money and platinumize my body." - Slick Rick, Street Talkin'

by Krystle December 30, 2004

playing plinko

When you push out a fart and a little piece of poop rolls down your pant leg followed by a leg shake and a turdball rolling away, not to be confused with sharting which is magical surprise diharrea mistaken for a harmless fart.

Last night i drank so much tequila that when i woke up, i had to fart but ended up playing plinko in front of my parents at the breakfast table, and my dog thought it was a whisker biscuit and ate it.

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

playing weight

a state of physical/mental fitness at which a person can perform a given task most effectively. a person will be off their playing weight due to many factors.

Physical fitness:
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."

Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."

Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."

by Papa Nooch December 30, 2008

platinum wigger

A wigger who's gone platinum. This can be done in two ways:
1. Sell 1 million copies of a wigger music album.
2. A wigger who is widely accepted by other african-americans

'Yo, that wigger been chillin wit us since he turned platinum!'
'The foo platinum wigger sold more beats than i have!'

by Ball this May 26, 2008

going platinum

Bout to get your ass beat

If ole boy come over here with that bullshit, I'm going platinum on his ass

by Jaybo187 November 11, 2017

Cock Block Platinum

When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.

Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."

Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"

Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!

by JB-G November 4, 2010