Sarah Palin

Dumb Bitch

Nuff Said

Sarah Palin

by liberal lol February 17, 2010

Palintologist

Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.

Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.

by benighse November 20, 2009

Sarah Palin

One stupid bitch... who happens to be a MILF... she believes in creationism = fucking stupid

a term to describe stupid behavior... and moronic answers

and easily fuckable bitch due to her stupidity

Sarah Palin is dumb enough to be used by Macrack

I fucked a chick last nite, she was really fucking dumb... a sarah palin

by apoloniuos February 27, 2009

Sarah Palin Effect

The idea that individuals who are FEMALE and deemed "pretty" are selected for high level positions or prestigious awards based solely on the fact that they are FEMALE and "pretty". Why else was she picked as John McCain's running-mate?

wtf!!!! Katheryn Bigelow and The Hurt Locker won best director and picture?! it was a boring piece of shit movie seen by 5 people, all who are in a coma right now cuz their brains commited suicide after sitting through that lame shit! Well, yeah, it's the Sarah Palin Effect...the directer has a vag and is cute..so of course she would win!

by chocobarfeversohungryrightnow March 9, 2010

Palintics

Any item in reference to the political venue or agenda regarding the Republican 2008 Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin.

Political Discussion: "Giving cronies more tax breaks sounds somewhat like, Palintics, don't you think?"

Overbudget Projects: "I think the boys downtown would be mad at this new office building. It is so expensive and not very useful. Very much like Palintics!"

Covering up a pregnancy or an affair: "Dude! I think that if you lie to your girlfriend about your other girlfriend and the fact that you got her knocked up, it wouldn't be right! Otherwise, you'll be playing Palintics, for sure!"

by Mike the Arf October 30, 2008

Palindrone

One who is smitten by the 'feisty' vice-presidential candidate, finds her a 'breath of fresh air', and plans to vote for her ticket despite her obvious lack of intellect and her further-right-than-Bush world view.

That dude is such a Palindrone - two months ago he was criticizing Obama for lack of experience, but now he's ready to put a sassy hockey mom one breath away from the presidency because he used to have wet dreams about women like her.

by Flarri January 23, 2009

Palin Syndrome

1. n. A neurological disorder in which the patient suffers from advanced manic delusions, including: vehemently supporting outrageous notions, denying scientific evidence, embracing the very media that the patient insults, and constantly seeing visions of Vladimir Putin before their eyes. Named for a widely studied patient.

Person: The governor swears she could see Putin drinking vodka from her back porch. I told her Moscow is too far, but she denies the earth is flat, saying it's a conspiracy by the lamestream media.

Doctor: I think she's suffering from Palin Syndrome.

by tinafayisawesome November 22, 2010