church of the holy peanut

Everyone is really good at not blinking we worship scp 173 and the foundation is fucking sick of us but we don't care

*at church*
Friend- who do you worship

Me- church of the holy peanut bitch

by Olivia lysee September 30, 2020

Peanut Butter Palace

The place were all peanut butter is made for people with foot fetishes.

A slang term for the job of someone with a foot fetish or peanutbutter fetish.

Hey Robert, John and Frank own peanut butter palace now.

by Peanutbutterfoot July 27, 2009

welfare peanut butter

Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.

It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.

Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.

- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!

- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!

by snack tasty July 28, 2006

peanut butter thighs

brown, smooth, and easy to spread

damn that girl has some peanut butter thighs

by Shade_Immortal August 24, 2005

Peanut Butter Time

The period of time when one is past the tired stage and is now very quirky/loopy/queer. Strange/silly activities may take place during this period including but not limited to singing about beavers, eating peanut butter by the spoonful, and making whale noises while listening to peaceful instrumentals. Now on occasion this period of time can turn negative when the one experiencing the delusions is upset and/or uncomfortable with someone or something. When this is the case there may be hazards and said person may be found spitting words with venomous tone, shutting the power off in the house, and/or sharpening knives. No one has ever been hurt by someone in this state but many have been engulfed in fear. Usually the person falls asleep after time. But when the person awakes they do not remember the occurences.

Anna- Go to SLEEP!
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...

by gooseberrysupreme June 18, 2011

Peanut Butter attacks

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.

Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies

by booty bumpa October 18, 2009

peanut butter guts

a car or truck with tan leather interior.

My boy got a new ride, pearl white with peanut butter guts

by Rixter July 17, 2006