The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.

That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants

by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020

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patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

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patriotism

Patriotism is the belief that your country is superior to all others.

Patriotism is an arrogant way of thinking.
Probably why the US people are so fond of it.

by !fish July 19, 2022

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patriot

a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.

Johnny thought he was a patriot. Turns out he was just mad about his fat wife.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

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Patriot fishing

The social media tactic of putting out content that would make a MAGA patriots dick hard, but make it a little socialist/anti-capitalist

Q: Why did you quote AOC but credit Trump?
A: Patriot fishing- you know they won’t look up who came up with the idea as long as they think it comes from their cult leader and/or wrapped in an American flag

by Iron jawed angel December 16, 2021

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