trans-not-parent

the cap of the bottle of wine is trans-not-parent, but the glass it is in is.
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jimmys parents

they are not my parents they are jimmys parents
hey look it’s jimmys parents
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Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.
My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.
by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022
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Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021
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Parental Gay

A recessive gene passed down through your parents that make you big triple gay.
"I cant date you... My parents gave me the Parental Gay gene"
by Anita Dickk May 12, 2019
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Parents not found

People who ship unironically, creators dream and george
"Wow they ship dream and george? They must be a parents not found."
by Boclocfox August 17, 2021
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Mob parenting

A group of three or more people working together to raise a child.
Looking after a child between two people seems like an administrative nightmare, I'm looking into mob parenting
by RemainInLight October 01, 2019
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