Pickled Pirate

A boating enthusiast (or wannabe) that shares a love of drinking and of the tropics. Often smiling and slurring, with flip-flops and a tan!

Capt. Ron is a pickled pirate!

by Midlife Cruising January 5, 2011

Pirate Piggy

Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.

Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.

Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!

Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.

by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016

Cooler Pirate

noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.

(inside party is a fridge pillager)

"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"

by J_Hawk08 December 9, 2007

Anarcho-Piratism

Some Ideology that was made by the discord user Miho/Tirpitz/Mark and is something like Anarchy except that its believed that true freedom means that everyone shall sail the seas.
No one has an idea how this works but i guess it can work

Miho: Ay yo, have you heard of "Anarcho-Piratism"?
Anarcho: *Angry noises*

by Mihosaka November 22, 2020

plug pirate

Someone who is looking to steal your drug dealer for lower prices ..or to gather information for the police.......often using sexaul favors to lock down the bag.

Quit trying to step on my toes you plug pirate ☠

by B1G JÁY November 10, 2020

story pirate

When some one who your not even talking to come in you and someone else's conversation and starts putting in their two sense.

Jai: Hey Shantelle, how was your date last night with James?

Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!

Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!

(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)

by Juiiicy. December 14, 2009

Spicy Pirate

Eating hot sauce out of a hairy asshole

Jena gave Ethan a spicy pirate. She needs some milk

by FattttttJ August 4, 2019