When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
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Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...
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“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”
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