A phrase i coined accidentally while being accused of being gay (not that that's wrong) it's like anal butt sex but with a mouth instead of a penis
Isaac: Yeah, The Don loves anal butt sex
The Don(me): well, it's a lot better than oral butt sex!
Jahi: ewwwwwwww!
The Don(me): well, it's a lot better than oral butt sex!
Jahi: ewwwwwwww!
by Don CorlePwn August 5, 2008

"What were the results of your girlfriend's oral fructose tolerance test?"
"Inconclusive. We're going to have to do at least one a day to get better results."
"Inconclusive. We're going to have to do at least one a day to get better results."
by tehfish February 21, 2010

by chiyochan64 May 19, 2005

February 9th is national oral sex day. Based on pagan religion it is best to celebrate your current romance with oral sex to christen your most recent winter solstice with sexual affection for your loved one.
by NOSD! June 23, 2021

WHY SPEND HUNDREDS $$$ ON VIAGRA USE ORAL GEL
Put dime size or more amount on head of Johnson the female/male then begins to use his/her mouth to spread the oral gel down the shaft of their johnson this causes a numbing effect and will make the male last longer can also be applied to a woman to make her last longer.
GREAT FUN HOURS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Put dime size or more amount on head of Johnson the female/male then begins to use his/her mouth to spread the oral gel down the shaft of their johnson this causes a numbing effect and will make the male last longer can also be applied to a woman to make her last longer.
GREAT FUN HOURS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
I placed the oral gel on the head of his johnson and then started giving him head he lasted for an hour. this is called an Oral Gel Blow Job !!!
by Dawn and Johnson March 20, 2009

Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.
by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021

This is the term used for a common cold sore found on the mouth of a male or female (most often found on the lower lip of boys) that is obtained by having gone down on too many people.
Getting too much strange and being embarrassed because it shows up on your face.
Most often those with herpes of the mouth tend to blame it on stress.
Getting too much strange and being embarrassed because it shows up on your face.
Most often those with herpes of the mouth tend to blame it on stress.
Hey babe, we can't make out today and don't get too close I have a cold sore. I've been really stressed out lately.
I think you mean to say that you have an oral whore-pes sore. Douche-bag!
I think you mean to say that you have an oral whore-pes sore. Douche-bag!
by cleangirlpure-fect September 20, 2013
