Zoom snort

To snort loudly during a zoom meeting.
To stifle a laugh which causes one to snort

while zooming.

The girls where zoom snorting during their six hour zoom room.

The teacher was mad when Mary zoom snorted during zoom class.

by Ohnoooo April 27, 2020

ambulatory zoom

When a camera has limited zoom functionality one can walk closer to the target to obtain the required zoom effect.

John, the lighthouse looks very small in the cameras viewfinder.
Jim, we will use ambulatory zoom.
John, which button enables that?
Jim, we just walk closer!

by looart September 24, 2018

Zoom jeans

Denim pants casually worn as the bottom half of a dressy outfit, such as shirt, or blouse, blazer and tie, which is off-camera during a Zoom videoconference requiring business apparel.

When I have to wear Zoom jeans, I don’t bother with a belt, either.

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Zooming

The act of taking a really fast shit where the shit comes out quickly

“I’m zooming at your moms house my toilet was broken”

by Ravager666 November 24, 2023

Zoom Strike Gaming

retard

Zoom Strike Gaming is retarded

by Hyperbirdy3 November 30, 2024

zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

zoom zoom

banging; doing the nasty; having sexual intercourse; hanky panky. mainly used by lesbians. can be used as a noun or verb.

"gurlfrand, did you get the zooms last night?" "heck ya i did, she zoomed me all the way to space"

"hey cutie, wanna netflix and zoom zoom?" "

by squirrelz1010101 September 7, 2020