"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."
by Robby Martin November 30, 2006
while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes
by fintygamery January 05, 2009
by Spinner23 March 29, 2018
by Klaus.etc February 06, 2018
When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?
Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.
Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.
Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.
by iK3A September 29, 2011
by Argivian February 23, 2014
A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"
Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.
by Slapnuts Lord June 20, 2019