Middle nut

Used for bargaining purposes as well as awards. It allows you to give someone the respect that comes with the ownership of one of your testicles, without actually giving one away. Many people respect the bargaining power of the middle nut, however there are some who believe it to be worthless.

Ex 1:
Sean: Hey I'll give you a middle nut if you chug that 2 liter!

Todd: No man, I want something that's real... Give me a dollar and I'll do it.

Ex 2:
Jimmy: You can do a backflip?! That's awesome, you deserve one of my middle nuts... maybe even two...

Simon: Sweet man, you know that means I have partial ownership of your soul, right?

Jimmy: yeah.

by Emerson B. Steinmann April 20, 2009

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nut licker

Someone who licks a scrotum.

His nose is up the boss's nut sack so much, what a nut licker.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

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nut-bar

crazy, mental person

Del: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. Places a capsule in his mouth Any questions?

Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nut-bar?

by Shomaster February 24, 2006

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honkey nut

A term used in Western Australia as an alternative to "gumnut". Describes the woody nut or seed pod of the gum tree, specifically the gumnuts of the marri tree "Eucalyptus callophylla". Useful for throwing at enemies or friends and family.

Let's throw honkey nuts at the smelly kid.

by gumbyhonkey November 3, 2008

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