Arse Change

When you have copious amounts of loose change in your trouser pockets after being out drinking at pubs, clubs, etc.
Also, this is often a way of telling if someone has been out on the piss.

"Out at the weekend?"
"Aye, was pished. Should see the amount of f**king arse change i've got!!"

Or

Person1: "Out at the weekend?"
Person2: "Naaah, quiet one eh"
*Takes out copious amounts of change to pay for something*
Person1: "AWAY AND TALK PISH! Your pockets are hoachin' with arse change!"

by omandt April 23, 2011

Biscuit-arsed

A state of anger directed towards another often caused by shock or indignation

I only said he should calm down when he got all biscuit-arsed, ranting that he was calm and I should calm down

by theidiot21 October 28, 2020

arse comedy

A situation when someone inflicts self damage in an idiotic accident and is totally owned, causing people to laugh at their own misfortune.

The man stumbled and fell down the hill rolling into and through a pile of shit, a perfect example of arse comedy

by mike_stx March 11, 2007

arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

dirt arse

A notoriously easy girl who is willing to engage in intercourse with sketchy men, regarless of physical location.

I can't believe Robyn banged that dude in the Arby's bathroom, man, she's a real dirt arse.

by Andy Cameron May 2, 2003

bucket of arse

An absolute muppet. A class A clown - see George W Bush. Someone who is of absolutely no use whatsoever.

That George Bush is an absolute bucket of arse!

by BadBob1968 April 29, 2006

tank arse

When a fat girls arse has its own "shelf". Big enough to fit your weekly shopping on.

"Shit son, look at the tank arse on her!"

by some kiddo June 13, 2008