Lion tamers

Theres nothing noble or brave about taming captive animals. Lion tamers are about as chicken shit as bullfighters, except they dont kill the lion in front of a crowd.

Lion tamers often brag about what they do with captive animals, it's not something to brag about.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

Toothless Sea Lion

A smelly and unkept vagina.
Often envolving douche and such objects

I don't think I'll be seeing her again, Cilla. She had a fanny like a toothless sea lion.

by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

by Nastina September 2, 2005

salty sea lion

Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.

"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"

by hamster face April 21, 2009

The lion king 2

The only good Disney sequel in the internet’s opinion. It has a 33% positive ratings on rotten tomatoes though, so everyone is right, cuz rotten tomatoes can be as accurate as a five year olds drawing.

Disney: Can we make one good sequel?

Sequel king: Ok. ONE. The lion king 2.

Disney: Ok!

by Fiftyset June 13, 2018

Drinking Lion's Milk

You built up some courage for yourself and are now acting up.

What is wrong with you acting like that? Have you been Drinking Lion's Milk or something?

by Hov Na December 25, 2020

ayden Lion Asher

Sexy, big cock, good boyfriend best cuddler and amazing kisser and goes to IMG

Ayden Lion Asher is the Best baseball player and most loyal person ever, Likes people for their personality and not just their looks. He is so nice and he will always be their for his bae

by IMG girl group chat November 23, 2021