circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry

Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.

by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018

hover jerk

to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.

Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.

by BLegs February 10, 2011

Perk and Jerk

Your drinking and then realize your horny and probably not going to get laid so you go home and jerk.

"Last night it was pretty much just a perk and jerk for me"

by JEFFJERK May 20, 2010

Angry Jerk

The action of simulated masturbation while making an angry face and pointing at your intended victim.

The man on the bus made me so mad I threw him the angry jerk!

by luvbird October 25, 2011

The Diesel Jerk

A dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World from the 1990's Nickelodeon TV show The Adventures of Pete & Pete.

That guy is doing the The Diesel Jerk! This club is hopping!

by Anth is the man! December 04, 2010

Patrol Jerk

Wacking off during patrol while deployed in the army.

Did my first patrol jerk tonight.

by raven4575 October 15, 2008

Jerk Trap

When your masturbating while using pornagraphic material and you want to finish but in the back of your head you know you can find a better video. So you end up watching multiple videos because the thumbnail looks 10 times better than the last.

Jimmy only had a short amount of time to mess around, before he knew it he was in a jerk trap and chafed himself so badly he couldn't mess around for a month.

by TheFiims May 10, 2011