Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020

nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022

Nonce

nonce means pedophile

Why you keep following me you nonce

by Gufhfigyhfyvyhyv February 5, 2019

Negative Nonce

A person who likes children and also has a bad attitude and can be rude to her suspects.

Oh Hazel is such a negative nonce to Robert

by HazRob July 24, 2025

Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.

Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing

by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023

Nonce

Rob James

(Rob):”come on Joel come and get your apples and grapes down stairs in the secret basement hahahhah”
(Joel)who is 14:”oh no the door locked behind me!”
(Rob):inserts penis and puts penis in between his tooth gap.
Rob is a nonce

by Dhshdhsvsgsbsjjs July 26, 2018

Nonce

UK Slang for pedo.

Yana is such a nonce, she tried to touch my little cousin.

by DV6969 August 24, 2022