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Noah is the most fucking sexy guy you will ever meet. Screw him hard and he will too. His penis is sexy and huge. If you ever get to be in the presence of a Noah consider yourself lucky. Unlike people named Anthony, Tom and Will they are ugly ass bitches and have 0.5 inch penises even when they are erect
Noah is a sexy beast
by sexybeastass2327823 January 21, 2019
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A Noah usually doesn't have the best taste in women but has beautiful eyes and a terrific smile and is very handsome and knows how to brighten your day.
normally tells jokes and tries to catch your attention he will bother you in classes and distract you if your sitting by him,or even partners with him.
Noah has a great scene of humor and he will never let you down.
1"omg is that Noah "
"yeah"
1*girl faints*
by mypotato1000 February 24, 2019
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A person who smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack
by Realperson1234 March 5, 2019
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He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.
NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
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Noah it’s the perfect guy. He’s funny and sweet, he’s caring and will make you feel loved and cared about. He’s great at flirting but sometimes can’t tell when he’s actually flirting. He’s loyal and dependable. He will always have your back and make sure your okay. If anyone hurts you he’ll flip out. He’s down on himself sometimes and will often hid how he feels because he doesn’t wanna bother you. But when he does tell you something don’t run away listen and support him even if you can’t help. He has the most stunning brown eyes and this gorgeous curly hair. He might make stupid puns but you will laugh anyway because you can’t help it. Honestly this boys the most perfect boy you can ever have. The girls who date him are the luckiest people in the whole world. He’s an amazing kisser, and knows his way around. He’s the perfect person to hug and he has a huge dick. He’s honestly perfect
by Moonstuck22 March 6, 2019
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Girl one: look at that idiotic looking guy
Girl two: Must be Noah
by Bigboi.mp4 April 27, 2019
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Noah is a very attractive person that usually gets white girls. He is very charismatic and outgoing. He does have problems with his hair, he suffers from dandruff. Noah is also usually good at every video game.
by Nollop April 30, 2019
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