Noah

A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis

Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small

by RealTruthz December 29, 2016

Noah

A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.

A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.

by Deathcobra May 22, 2010

Noah

A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week

Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf

by Kenbone666 June 8, 2016

Noah

N.O.A.H - Noticably Optimistic And Handsome

He's a Noah just look at him.... He very well has a hard time using his brain and he's Cute but, Special.

by Yoloknoight October 26, 2018

Noah

A bitch that cares about no one but himself

Have you met Noah? If you haven't, don't he he is a selfcentered little brat.

by Hocus Pocus 3055 November 7, 2018

Noah

A Noah usually doesn't have the best taste in women but has beautiful eyes and a terrific smile and is very handsome and knows how to brighten your day.
normally tells jokes and tries to catch your attention he will bother you in classes and distract you if your sitting by him,or even partners with him.
Noah has a great scene of humor and he will never let you down.

1"omg is that Noah "
"yeah"
1*girl faints*

by mypotato1000 February 24, 2019

Noah

A person who smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack

Your such a noah

by Realperson1234 March 5, 2019