nice weather in Ohio

Something that has yet to be seen.

See oxymoron.

"Will you go out with me?"

"Sure, when theres nice weather in Ohio."

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

nice bald lady

A women who is nice, bald and plays chess.

Wow dude look at that nice bald lady. And what a shiny head.

by ch3ssmasteer August 29, 2009

Nice Socks

A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.

"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.

by geniusJTDubbz February 7, 2018

Nice Pipes

Can sing rather well

Dude you hear her? She got nice pipes

by DopeRetail January 4, 2014

nice tooth

Way to compliment a hillbilly.

Dat der sho is a nice tooth Jimy Joe.

by EH of HB November 10, 2007

Nice Mack

What guys say when one of their friends is flirting with a girl and she's flirting back. A congratulation of sorts. Usually paired with a nod, high five, or thumbs up. The girl is usually blatantly unaware of the meaning of said exchange.

Guy: *flirts with hot chick*
Hot chick: *flirts back*
Guy's man friends: Wow, nice mack!

by Chick12345678890 May 17, 2009

nice shorts BITCH

created by a very cool San Francisco couple which has turned into a response to haters, without any allusion to actual, shorts.

or can also be used as the closer of a conversation when you and your girl are trashing another girl

you: "did you hear she wants to get lapband? ever heard of exercise?"

friend: "yeah hella lazy."

you: "nice shorts BITCH."

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you: "are you drinking another soda? i swear you drink like 5 a day. caffeine is horrible for you & i feel like soda is for trashy whores"

friend: "wow. nice shorts BITCH."

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by pandacakes November 5, 2010