Nelson

A little hoe who ain’t bout shit and cheated on his girl

Nelson a hoe

by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020

Nelson’d

When a person will do anything for something that is FREE!

Man he was at the bar all day nursing that glass of ice before he “nelson’d” that guy into buying him a drink!

by WallGuy December 3, 2020

Nelson

huge penis

hey nelson, huge penis!!!!!!

by vinnyo_0 January 7, 2021

Nelson

A verb which means to do something with extreme force and energy. The origin is thought to have come from 'man handle' which was then shortened to 'mandle' which then became 'Mandella' thus giving birth to the epic phrase "let's absalutely Nelson it".

Hey bro shall we absalutely Nelson this beer?

Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight

Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them

by SmellyTHAL February 18, 2021

Nelson

The most moto marine ever

Me-“ I don’t want to pt tomorrow”
Nelson-“ come on don’t be a shit bag pt is fun”

by Shitbagmarine June 25, 2021

Nelson

Nelson is a humble country guy with simple pleasures. He his hard working and only has time for one special woman, he is a bit of a romantic! However he has a very large penis 🍆 and he knows how to use it!!

Nelson is a very quiet achiever, he will never tell you about his gift....

At the end of a long day you may see it slow him down as he walks..

Wow, that guy had a Nelson!!

There are only two states to be inn, on a Nelson or in Queensland (Aus)

by KCW1990 June 5, 2021

Nelson

Probably only good in one thing; poetry and that is his whole personality. He kinda forgets that the whole world revolves around him. It's hard to choose whether to lable him as a decent, nice guy or a huge asshole.

"Oh my God! Is that a stab wound?! That looks serious, do you need help?"
"Nah. It's just Nelson being Nelson."
"Okay... So that's a no?"

by whataloadofhooey:smirk: July 28, 2021