mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

by kwang June 9, 2003

Marmalade

Favorite topping for english muffins, toast and sran cakes of the Srigger population. Usually consumed on a monorail

Passam'nah the marmalde, m'nah?

by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003

Mermaiding

To fuck someone with both feet, or to fist someone with both feet.

My feet are cramped from mermaiding your mom all afternoon.

by Rolf Exton & Humphrey Garden April 16, 2013

marmalade

it's the new meaning for any thing that you find gay about males or if you are gay what you like about another male.

straight man :that guy is so marmalade look at how he talks to joe

gay man: man what are you talking about that man over there is so firkin marmalade i wish he was talking to me.

straight man : get out we all ready have a gay friend in our group.

by Piekarski January 22, 2011

Mexian Marmalade

see Mexican Marmalade, as I mispelled the word in defining the ever-popular Scottish Whale

Dr. Buck is an idiot, thus spelling Mexican Marmalade without a "c".

by Dr. JM Buck August 1, 2004

marmaduked

when you have been drunk or high and you dont want to say so around someone

yeah me and mark were marmaduked

by sarahhhhhhhhhhhh May 3, 2008

Mermaid

Someone who has been shipped too many times. Being a mermaid means that people have shipped you so many times that you seem like a slut.

Friend: Oh my god! I totally ship you and Ralph!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!

by _tomcat711_ March 9, 2016