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Mustard

Yellow glotch that some people like to put on their food. It often comes in a yellow thing with a nozzle on it.
by blii February 19, 2003
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Fuck Mustard

I put fuck mustard on my sandwich.
by Hexicated September 6, 2013
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mustard face

The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.
"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."

"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."
by Red Fingaz May 5, 2009
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cut the mustard

Men who are unable to "cut the mustard" can more than compensate by simply LICKING THE LID.
She: What's the matter, Mr. Softee? Can't cut the mustard?

He: Don't worry, I'll just lick the lid instead.

She: Oooh, you lover boy, you!
by Hugh Chardon Junior July 8, 2010
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mustard

mustard(v.)
when a guy with a short and thick cock (sausage-like penis) cums inside of a girl.
would you please mustard my hole?
by OokamiMariellaChan July 22, 2009
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mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates
im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts
by mike December 23, 2004
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Maltard

A cross between malco-ordinated and a retard
"Oh my god you're such a maltard"
by Tomm0 July 6, 2005
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