mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check

hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"

by bzurm June 18, 2012

Jug Mugging

To whallop someone violently about the head with one's jugs.

She gave him one hell of a jug mugging. And it was good.

by Jamgirl75 February 26, 2010

jah-mug

A mug, meaning a large cup, typically cylindrical with a handle and used without a saucer, that has been decorated with images of the late rapper, xxxtentacion. It's origins are unknown, along with its current whereabouts. However, it is highly sought after.

'yo bro, what you been up to?'
not much, bro, just sipping lean from my jah-mug.'
'damn bro, thats pretty cool (bro).'

by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022

Unt Mug

the unt mug is a passive aggressive mug which has the letters "unt" which are placed right after the c shaped handle

guy 1: "Hey did you go to the University of North Texas?"
guy 2: "No why."
guy 1: "Why do you have their mug then."
guy 2: *Takes sip from unt mug*
guy 1: *Notices*
also guy 1: "This is why i'm in therapy."

by the one guy you know September 8, 2020

porcelain mugs

Porcelain mugs is London slang for 'drugs'

See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.

Sort me out with some porcelain mugs geezer.

by WW deano July 8, 2014

Shister mug

Someone who’s a bullshitter and is full of themselves all the time. But doesn’t realise they are so full of themselves

Pheobe is such a shister mug. She does this to me all the time I hate it.

by Jaja3 September 9, 2018

Gaming Mug

Gaming Mugs are the definition of high end Gaming, if you don't have a Gaming Mug you aren't a true Gamer. Press F to pay respects to all the Gamers without Gaming Mugs.

Joe Bama: Micheale, where is my gaming mug?
Micheale Bama: I don't know.
Joe Bama: God damn it woman, get me my gaming mug.
Micheale Bama: I refuse.
Joe Bama: Come here girl imma beat yo ass.
Micheale Bama: I want a divorce.
Joe Bama: You can't get a divorce, this is amaraca.
Micheale Bama:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Big Chungus Gaming November 12, 2021