Mormon

A religion that is greatly misunderstood. Many only know them because of their missionaries that visit door-to-door. Many misconceptions are that they can have more than one wife. That is a lie. When the church was restored by Joseph Smith (who was not a crazy guy) everyone was allowed to have more than one wife. Another, we do not offer money to God or Jesus, it's called tithing. It is given to the church to pay for more churches, temples, the MTC (Missionary Training Center), etc. Another is that people believe we created a new Bible. That is incorrect. Joseph Smith recovered the Book of Mormon about a century ago after praying to God, asking about which religion to join. God answered said none were right. We also do not believe that you have to be a mormon, or you'll go to hell. Only those who are truly evil go to hell (murderers, rapists, ect.) Some of us do have many children because one of our duties is to have as many as possible, but it isn't like we actually have hundreds like many people joke around about. Also, we aren't really called 'Mormons,' that is just the slang term. We are actually LDS, or Latter-Day Saints. One last thing; we believe in God the Father, Christ the Son, and in the Holy Ghost. They are the Godhead, separate but one. Three different people, all here for the same thing.

Person 1: Hey, what church do you go to?

Person 2: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Person 1: Isn't that Mormon?

Person 2: That's what many know us by.

Person 1: Wow. Just want to say, Joseph Smith was some crazy old guy. I can't believe you worship him. Oh, and you like, sacrifice money to him or something. That's just stupid.

Person 2: He wasn't crazy, he was blessed. If you actually want to learn some real facts about us then read the Book of Mormon.

by Anonymous LDS Saint March 14, 2011

morojnea

a cold delicious treat made with dairy and often served on a cone. Can come with sprinkles, fudge, or a cherry on top.
Warning: eat carefully, may cause brainfreeze.

Can i have Morojnea please, and with a cherry on top!

by Ivanahumpalat December 16, 2005

moronicle

A single act by an single individual that normally isn't given to acts of incredible stupidity.

I've never seen such an intelligent person pull a hot pan out of an oven without a mitt before. What a moronicle.

by Paul Telesco October 13, 2007

moronified

A person who used to be considered normal who has taken on the characteristics of the morons he hangs out with is said to be moronified.

Dave is really moronified now that he spends all his time with Pete and Joe.

by cardboard to death September 25, 2009

moronadon

An idiot or retard who has a very small brain capacity similar to a dinosaur.

Chodester is a moronadon for not realizing he is gay.

by Scrotie Jones. October 14, 2011

Mormon Magnet

A man that only Mormon women are attracted to.

'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."

by Thomas Golding September 14, 2012

moronic genius

At first look he/she seems to be a self-defeating individual who struggles with mundane day-to-day decisions and activities counter balanced by frequent brilliant insights and in comparatively more complex situations. the individual is often aware of their inconsistent mental performance, yet resigns herself/himself to it with shrugged shoulders and a crumpled smirk, winking whilst walking away.

Reed, that moronic genius bullshitted a first class trip to China from his boss.

by Cornelius Cob September 27, 2013