Moose game

This is a very simple and easy game you can play about anywhere. Its really boring if you don't have a lot of people though. Usually playing it in school is fun.

First you call some ones name when they're not looking at you, with your hands around your eyes like binoculars. If they look at you, they must get on their hands and knees and yell "MOOSE!". But! If you call their name, and they look at you when your hands are around your eyes, and they have their pointer fingers by their temples like devil horns, YOU have to get on your hands and knees and scream "MOOSE!"

"hey lets play moose game"
"okay"

--10 min later--

chris-"....jenny!"
jenny-"what?...crap"
chris-"hah"
jenny-"MOOSE!"

EX2:
chris-"....jenny!"
jenny-"what..."
chris-"crap....MOOSE!"

by NOONE56765 February 13, 2010

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Get the Moose gamemug.

bearded moose

A penis with a pubic hair afro.

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.

by somali pirate April 8, 2009

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spruce moose

A phrasal verb often used in a sharehouse by a tidier housemate to a less tidy housemate, softly indicating an immediate or planned cleaning of the shared house.

Gareth: Hey mate, happy birthday!
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true

by thishappenedatgas August 17, 2018

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moose rack

when selling a car as a car salesman the moose rack is known as ten thousand dollars gross profit on one car sale.

i just made a moose rack on that ford mustang
off of that stupid customer.

by dwarf tosser May 16, 2009

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Moose Goose

A name to call a Canadian. Can be used in an insulting or friendly context

Ex 1
Noah: Ey guys how aboot that hockey game?

Nick: Shut the fuck up Moose Goose

Ex 2
Brad: Yoooo what’s up Moose Goose

Lucus: Ah nothin much, guy, just checking on the maple syrup harvest

by AdnamaFett May 19, 2021

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