Octo-moose

A moose with four legs and four arms. Often found in the deepest woods of Alaska.

"Look", said Hamish, "There's an Octo-moose over there!"

by Hamish and Sean April 25, 2006

bearded moose

A penis with a pubic hair afro.

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.

by somali pirate April 8, 2009

moose rack

when selling a car as a car salesman the moose rack is known as ten thousand dollars gross profit on one car sale.

i just made a moose rack on that ford mustang
off of that stupid customer.

by dwarf tosser May 16, 2009

Moose buggy

a boner

"oh man i got the biggest moose buggy right now."

by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009

spruce moose

A phrasal verb often used in a sharehouse by a tidier housemate to a less tidy housemate, softly indicating an immediate or planned cleaning of the shared house.

Gareth: Hey mate, happy birthday!
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true

by thishappenedatgas August 17, 2018

moose cooch

A FAT, WET and JUICY pussy . They say it grips very well and hold all the juices in too. Also known as FAT PUSSY

“damn shorty had that moose cooch”

by Nyaaa8088135 May 5, 2020

Golden Moose

Where you get naked whilst wearing antlers and then you do a wee wee poo poo combo in your hands or a mixing bowl and mix it together like dough then rub it on your chest whilst the postman pegs you whilst also wearing antlers as you make moose noises

The postman delivered a fantastic golden moose this morning, it was messy and refreshing all at the same time

by BarryTingle August 11, 2022