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the moped

The act of grabbing some whores pigtails while sticking your junk in her mouth rapidly over and over again until she gags on your cum
guy 1: hey that was a nice ride on the moped
bitch 1: "cough cough" I'm still gagging up that cum from your wanker.
by boobsarenice October 17, 2009
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slick moped

a moped slathered with lots of lube
oh my god my moped just got slicked (AKA a slick moped)
by mrthinkalot December 29, 2010
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suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
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manly mixed drink

Any alcoholic drink that does not, in any way taste sweet or enjoyable. Manly mixed drinks include vodka and ever clear, jäger and whiskey, Guinness and brandy. A manly mixed drink is very strong, and very manly. It's main objective is to get you shit faced in a timely manner
After a couple manly mixed drinks, I was turnt to the max.
by Jenniferlawrencesclitoris April 13, 2014
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too mixed

To be too too bi-racial. You can be classified to be too mixed if your a girl. Boys can not be too mixed. Being too mixed means you're light skinned and superior than other plain races. When you're feeling cute you can imply that you're too mixed.
You got your hair done? YOU TOO MIXEDDD OKURRR
by pockkett_spaghetti May 29, 2018
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Trail mixed

When you are dabbiling in vaginal intercourse and accidentally end up engaging in anal intercourse
Hey bro, you trail mixed with Ashely last night
by Davis696958 August 25, 2018
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get miked

Drinking all night then having a joint/blunt/splif and getting so wrecked you have to go to bed a miss the party
Are we getting miked tonight?
Lets get Miked
by rebell88 March 6, 2019
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