minnesota hairspray

When your man sprays his precious seed into your hair and it hardens from the cold.
Omg my bf just gave me a Minnesota hairspray and it is just what I needed.
by Minnesotaboy December 20, 2016
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Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.
I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.
by Martyr69 March 04, 2024
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Medical Minnesota

Wow, that Medical Minnesota is such a loser. What a douche.
by newtooxforddictionaryin2011 April 24, 2011
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Minnesota Snow Angel

A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.
John: What are you guys doin?!

Mike: Seeing who gets hypothermia by doing a Minnesota Snow Angel!
by Theeman4407 January 03, 2013
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Minnesota Snow Angel

The sexual act of dry humping your partner on a toboggan speeding downhill. It is also tradition to wear costumes from the Disney movie "Frozen" while performing this act. Make sure to bring appropriate safety gear in case of sledding accidents.
Me and Kathy snuck out during our High School Reunion to make a Minnesota Snow Angel! You betcha it was a blast!
by CakeBakeConnor January 11, 2017
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Minnesota Campfire

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.
Saint and Sam went out and started a Minnesota Campfire tonight and think we don't know
by Adrianrage December 31, 2024
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The Minnesota mascot

A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room
I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot
by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022
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