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Minnesota Dunkin' run

Sexual act of stacking donuts around the male reproductive organ, and allowing the partner (male or female) to eat the donuts before performing fellatio.
“Man, I had a Minnesota Dunkin’ run last night.”

“Did he take you for a Minnesota Dunkin’ run?”

“I have to pick up some gluten free donuts, for my Minnesota Dunkin' run tonight.”
by Dunkin’98 June 20, 2024
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Minnesota Swaddle

On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.

See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”
by Baby J MN April 22, 2025
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minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012
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Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.
Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.
by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025
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minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023
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Minnesota

The Land of 10,000 Lakes. Minnesota is a Mid-Western state known for snow, lakes, and the Vikings. Minnesota has a population of 5,707,000 as of 2021. Minnesota’s economy is roughly comparable to the country of Hong Kong. With 86,935.83 Square Miles of land, Minnesota is the 12th largest state, ahead of Utah but smaller than Michigan. In presidential elections, Minnesota is a lean democratic state. It holds the active longest streak of voting democratic in presidential elections; it hasn’t been won by the GOP since Richard Nixon in 1972.
Minnesota is the Land of 10,000 Lakes.
by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 14, 2022
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Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt and stays.
Dylan: Looks like your truck is dirty

Dale: It's not dirty, thats just my Northern Minnesota paintjob
by Joshcopeland04 April 29, 2023
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