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The Matt Kiser Method

A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.

In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!

Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”

Kiser: Even
You: Odd

Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36

Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
by MaxyPants69 September 11, 2020
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For the Scientific Method's sake

The expression for the scientific method's sake is science academia aesthetic equivalent for the prosaic bland religious expression "for god's sake "meaning "An oath of exasperation, annoyance, frustration, anger, or surprise." "For the scientific method's sake" is an interjection like "For god's sake" with the literal nonreligious definition of Expressing anger, surprise, assertion etc."". This is a satirical expression that generally makes fun of scientism, but occasionally is used to make fun of the superfluity of religious expressions our society uses dude.
For the scientific method's sake! Why haven't you considered these obvi obvi conspicuous confounding variables! Of course it isn't the presence of churches that's increasing the crime rate. Tis prolly the higher population density that's causing the increased crime rates.
by MoribundMurdoch July 2, 2021
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Methodist

The religion in which we believe in the Son Of God but not God himself. We the Methodist love Kats but hate kittens. The first church of the Methodists completely covered North America.
after being established this church was decided to be to small.
Thus was renevated to a 12 by 4cm building. this building was now a 2-dimensional building and made it much easier to fit into
Do u really need an example of a Methodist?
by Christopher Feddicez June 24, 2012
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the alligator method

n. the zigzagging technique to not get tagged in a game of sharks and minnows, as if one were getting chased by an alligator.
Rebecca: "How did you not get tagged?"
Ashton: "I used the alligator method. Duh."
by ~rockinsoprano123~ September 18, 2011
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slow and methodical

lets play this slow and methodical
by fucking ur mom March 2, 2018
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Socratic Method Troll

Socratic Method Trolls use the Socratic Method in a disingenuous manner to try and win arguments, without ever having to make an argument themselves. SJW's, Libertarians and "Anarcho" Capitalists have all adopted Socratic Method Trolling to combat critics.

Socratic Method Trolls, when faced with an argument attacking their beliefs, rather than making a counter argument, will ask a (usually loaded) Socratic question. They are not seeking to gain understanding, as the Socratic Method is designed to do, they are looking for a specific response, that they think will prove their opponents argument wrong. If they don't get the desired response, they'll continue Socratic Method Trolling until they find something they can use to claim they've won. A logical fallacy, an inconsistency, a definition they disagree with, anything. Once they've found something, they'll use it to try and dismiss everything their opponent said.
Ancap: 'Where does the state get its authority?'
Ancap critic: 'You should stop Socratic Method Trolling and learn how to form an argument.'
by twoambien July 1, 2016
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ATM Method

When a man pulls out before "finishing" during sex in an effort to not get a girl pregnant.
I don't want to get pregnant so my boyfriend and I are using the ATM Method
by CoCo1982 December 24, 2008
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