Coco Melon 

A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.

Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?

Coco Melon by Eatmyfoot20 September 13, 2021

honeydew melon

Fruit that tastes nothing like honey and everything like dew.

"I love the taste of honeydew melon!" Said no one ever.

honeydew melon by Cleo1996 December 7, 2021

Doggo melon 

A doggo melon is a good boy dog who has a watermelon on his head. Sometimes used for memes.

Oh look a doggo melon!
Theres the doggo melon! why is it sus

Doggo melon by Abby sus March 7, 2022

A Melonmag 

A word used to describe a odd creature that tends to lurk in the dark depths of London sewers or a small child's bedroom.

It can also be used as an insult to describe something you particularly dislike.

You are being such a Melonmag right now.

A Melonmag by The Great Discord Mod November 5, 2022

split a niggas melon 

To blow a niggas brains out

Her: he keeps flirting with me
Me: I will split a niggas melon
Her: fucking do it

split a niggas melon by Jp Garcia April 3, 2017

Doing the Meloni 

A famous and well-known term usually used for a person pretending to be ill all of the time.

Teacher: Who is missing today?
Student: Timo is missing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Dunno, he's probably doing the Meloni again.

Doing the Meloni by Nibbaloni May 27, 2018

Melody the Melon 

A girl named Melody that is nicknamed Melon from her friends. She is very sarcastic and extremely caring. She loves the color blue and she uses Social Media.

Melody the Melon is so funny!

Melody the Melon by Kawaii Melon November 5, 2018