A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.
We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.
by Bellyuoers August 7, 2015
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The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 9, 2021
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The nickname is a pretty lit famo, can also be written as Chey 🍈. This person can be shy (No pun intended) but then will open up and be cooler than a Cucumber. Loves animals May Become Depressed, results may vary.
by CheyMelonLover666 November 8, 2017
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When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob
I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley
by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023
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Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch
Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!
by Melly Rich June 5, 2021
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