Meat Rattle

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

by Things hooligans say June 17, 2020

Crimson Meat

A person with a abnormally large head.

Person 1: Look at the guy with that Crimson Meat.
Person 2: I know I can feel the gravitational pull from here.

by dickwodicus December 28, 2011

Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.

Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!

by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011

Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

zipper meat

The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.

Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.

by Unfortunate Ted October 11, 2011

skimmin on the meat

a toothy blowjob

Dang, I went to Betsy's house last night and she was really skimmin on the meat. Thank god she didn't have braces!

by bEnFrAnKLiNs wordacopia February 9, 2023

Meat Crepe

The folds of tissue at the opening of the vulva, also known as the labia. Colloquially this may also be known as a sausage wallet, tuna taco, penis penitentiary, etc.

Dude 1: Yo bro, I just ate your sister's meat crepe.
Dude 2: Did she make it with bacon or sausage this time?
Dude 1: Nah bruh, I'm talking about her labia.
Dude 2: That's nasty bro she's my sister, but way go man!

by Also Frankie Muniz November 14, 2020