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meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media
Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.
by doowopqueen May 24, 2016
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Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011
mugGet the Scooted the Meatmug.

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.
Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005
mugGet the drunk meatmug.

Road Meat

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.
She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.
by leo3375 March 2, 2009
mugGet the Road Meatmug.

Meat Switch

A device that requires someone to flip a switch or depress a button. Normally placed into an serial task. To move forward an individual is required to flip or depress a button. Once done the next steps in the task can be started.

It is commonally used as a software version of a Molly Guard, a barrier to protect something from unwanted contact, especially a shield to prevent accidental deployment of software into production from automated Continuious Intergration and Developlment (CI/CD) setups. It could be inserted into any step in a CI/CD to require a human to consciously move forward.
You will need to click the meat switch before deploying the service to Production.
by EntropyWorks October 26, 2020
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Crimson Meat

A person with a abnormally large head.
Person 1: Look at the guy with that Crimson Meat.
Person 2: I know I can feel the gravitational pull from here.
by dickwodicus December 28, 2011
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skimmin on the meat

Dang, I went to Betsy's house last night and she was really skimmin on the meat. Thank god she didn't have braces!
by bEnFrAnKLiNs wordacopia February 9, 2023
mugGet the skimmin on the meatmug.

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